Meliora - Extricate - 32.5

[lady_mab]

From: Jonas (Meliora)

So first and most importantly: HAPPY CHRISTMAS

From: Jonas (Meliora)

Secondly, and I don’t want to pressure you or anything

From: Jonas (Meliora)

But are you going to tell me what happened?

From: Jonas (Meliora)

No one else will

From: Jonas (Meliora)

(and no one else being that I don’t think Fletcher really knows and I refuse to talk to Reject Apollo if I can help it)

From: Doll Face

Ah, so we can at least be on the same page that I know the relationship between Zoné and Fletcher

From: Jonas (Meliora)

Yeah but you understand where my hesitation comes from right?

From: Jonas (Meliora)

I hadn’t known if Altair the Lesser had actually told you, or I would have said something sooner

From: Doll Face

You definitely knew when you sent Fletcher to check up on me

From: Jonas (Meliora)

plz I knew when you told me the jr was your teammate.

From: Doll Face

I am very curious to how the two of you know each other, but I know better than to ask. I’ve learned that I can’t expect answers.

From: Jonas (Meliora)

Ugh sorry

From: Doll Face

No, I completely understand. It is not your secret to tell. I am glad, though.

From: Doll Face

I don’t have to completely understand to be thankful that you were able to help

From: Doll Face

And from what I do understand of their relationship, I am glad that anything was able to happen at all

From: Jonas (Meliora)

What HAPPENED though?

From: Doll Face

Did your team tell you of those monsters that we saw in the cemetery?

From: Jonas (Meliora)

oH YEAH THE VAMPIRES

From: Jonas (Meliora)

NO ONE STAKED ONE IN THE MOTHER FUCKING HEART HEART

From: Doll Face

哈哈哈 No I don’t think anyone thought of that at the time

From: Jonas (Meliora)

I gave them mother fucking stakes to stab the mother fucking vampires with

From: Jonas (Meliora)

if only SOMEONE had listened to MY ADVICE maybe this WOULDN’T HAVE HAPPENED ٩(╬ఠ⌓ఠ)و

From: Doll Face

哈哈哈

From: Doll Face

I hate to say that I think it might still have happened anyway

From: Doll Face

There were two of them when Zoné and I went to check in for the event.

From: Jonas (Meliora)

And they just attacked you

From: Doll Face

Yes

From: Doll Face

Zoné was knocked unconscious, I think, though he has not confirmed it. I was dragged away and then…

From: Doll Face

I don’t know. It was like they let me go.

From: Doll Face

One moment I was in its grasp, and the next I was lost and alone, and then I woke up in the hospital

From: Jonas (Meliora)

What the literal fuck

From: Jonas (Meliora)

didn’t that old ballsack promise that nothing was going to hurt you

From: Doll Face

Yes

From: Jonas (Meliora)

How are you not out there with a pitchfork and a torch threatening to burn their sorry asses?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!

From: Doll Face

That would not get us anywhere

From: Doll Face

I have learned that the best weapon is patience

From: Doll Face

And if I want to get out of this safely and with no further instances, I need to learn to be safer.

From: Jonas (Meliora)

weAPON Σ(꒪ȏ꒪)

From: Jonas (Meliora)

whO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH JUN

From: Doll Face

哈哈哈 I’m not saying I am going to use an actual weapon

From: Jonas (Meliora)

Besides what do you know about weapons

From: Doll Face

（｀Δ´）！Excuse you I’ll have you know I know how to use knives

From: Jonas (Meliora)

jesus fuck gurl

From: Jonas (Meliora)

ur small and ready to fuCK SOMEONE’S SHIT RIGHT UP

From: Doll Face

（｀Δ´）damn right!!!

From: Jonas (Meliora)

Somehow it’s still cute when you do it but I guess that’s just another weapon

From: Doll Face

(∗´꒳`)

From: Doll Face

How did you find me, though?

From: Jonas (Meliora)

Well, it wasn’t me exactly, but one of my friends did

From: Jonas (Meliora)

You’re new here so I guess you don’t really know about my people

From: Doll Face

“Your people”?

From: Jonas (Doll Face)

Normally I wouldn’t go around telling innocent people this but somehow you’ve proven yourself kind of the opposite

From: Doll Face

囧 What is that supposed to mean

From: Jonas (Meliora)

You know GODDAMN WELL WHAT THAT MEANS

From: Doll Face

(T⌓T) okay okay

From: Jonas (Meliora)

Basically I have contacts all around the city, and people that owe me favors, and people that I trust almost as nearly as much as I trust Fletcher

From: Jonas (Meliora)

So I used them, and one of them found you.

From: Jonas (Meliora)

You were unconscious at the time, from what I understand.

From: Jonas (Meliora)

They called in the paramedics and waited until they arrived

From: Jonas (Meliora)

They didn’t stick around long after that I’m sorry to say but we don’t mix well with authority figures so they thought it best to get out of the way

From: Jonas (Meliora)

I don’t know what happened from there, but as soon as they told me they found you, I told Fletcher, he told Zoné, and voila.

From: Jonas (Meliora)

and ofc i headed over as soon as i could

From: Doll Face

Thank you for everything.

From: Doll Face

I don’t want to think about what would have happened otherwise

From: Jonas (Meliora)

listen fuck these guys who are running this game

From: Jonas (Meliora)

It’s up to the little people like us to just keep picking away at them until their wall crumbles ok

From: Jonas (Meliora)

and then they can bet their asses that it’ll be pitchforks, torches, and knives until thE END OF THEIR SAD LITTLE LIVES

From: Doll Face

哈哈哈

From: Doll Face

I look forward to that moment

From: Jonas (Meliora)

I look forward to seeing you in that moment

From: Jonas (Meliora)

we’ll be glorious AS F U C K!!!!

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