my stupid son

Okay so I see your 'grandecho first kiss' from dora/@harpydora, and I raise you your 'regency!au grandecho fake dating' from muna/@notawaer for a grand slam double whammy of goodness

or something

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( then what do you want? )

it's mostly just cute family times in the kitchen. Names for the bugs from Lu's fic!

Also, requested by Lu/@smallpolar_bear!!

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( Come on, bug, get over here )

I COULD have made it where they could kiss, but INSTEAD I made it so that Even just PINES

for dora/@harpydora on twitter

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( you're a man worthy of praise )

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BONUS brought to you by @madeline_starr on twitter because why stop at writing them when they're just pining, when I can write them when theY'RE KISSING

( what's stopping you now? )

I realize now I! Misread the prompt when I started writing! And it became sleeping cuddles instead. Oops.

For @nightingem on twitter!!

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( A comfort born of forced familiarity )

hi hello yes please just imagine signet in nothing but an oversized sweater with legs for days, and join me in being extremely gay

also for lu/@smallpolar_bear on twitter!

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( The timing always works out )

me: I'm only going to spend 5 minutes writing these
also me: keeps rearranging sentences until the timer goes off, then gets distracted for another 10 minutes before coming back to finish this

For Susie/@angstcaffeine on twitter!

( Drink up, before it gets cold )